S & M Santa
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The Art of the Oil Change
When trying to do it right, is nothing but wrong
This is a truthful account of a conversation that happened yesterday evening, while enjoying a quiet moment of relaxation and introspection, sitting on a bench down by the beach...
Lou (an elderly, friendly, yet somewhat odd looking chap. Reminded me a bit of an S&M Santa Claus): "Hi, do you mind?"
(he points at the empty spot on the bench)
Me: "Nah, man, it's a public bench."
(Lou sits down RIGHT NEXT to me)
Lou: My name is Lou."
(takes off his three shoulder strap bags)
Me: "'sup, Lou!"
(a moment's pause)
Lou: "You got a wife?"
Lou: "I'm lonely."
Me: "I hear that."
Lou (leaning in toward me): "So... When's the last time you had an oil-change?"
Me: ... @.@!!!
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